Quote of the Day (2008-10-31)

[at Juno's ultrasound] Leah: Whoa! Check out Baby Big Head. Dude, that thing is freaky lookin'. Juno MacGuff: Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.

Source: Juno

Quote of the Day (2008-10-30)

Peter Joshua: Is there a Mr. Lampert? Reggie Lampert: Yes. Peter Joshua: Good for you. Reggie Lampert: No it isn't, I'm getting a divorce. Peter Joshua: Please! Not on my account.

Source: Charade

Quote of the Day (2008-10-29)

ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. He'd just say it! MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock! GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.

Source: Holy Grail

Quote of the Day (2008-10-28)

Reverend Lovejoy: This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate.

Source: The Simpsons

Quote of the Day (2008-10-27)

"You know, it is so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."

Source: Seinfeld

Quote of the Day (2008-10-24)

Michael Bolton: You haven't even been showing up for work, and you got to keep your job. Peter Gibbons: Actually I'm being promoted.

Source: Office Space

Quote of the Day (2008-10-23)

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Source: Holy Grail

Quote of the Day (2008-10-22)

"Because if I watch it at my apartment I feel like I'm not doing anything. If I watch it here, I'm out of the house; I'm doing something."

Source: Seinfeld

Quote of the Day (2008-10-20)

Margaret Lord: The course of true love... Macaulay Connor: ...gathers no moss.

Source: The Philadelphia Story

Quote of the Day (2008-10-18)

Sir Humphrey: "Hello Bernard, I hear the Prime Minister wants to see me?" Bernard Woolley: "Yes, Sir Humphrey." Sir Humphrey: "What's his problem?" Bernard Woolley: "Education." Sir Humphrey: "Well, it's a bit late to do anything about that now."

Source: Yes, Prime Minister

Quote of the Day (2008-10-16)

Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.

Source: Office Space

Quote of the Day (2008-10-15)

I had my dream again, where I'm making love and the Olympic judges are watching. I've nailed the compulsories so this is it, the finals. I got a nine eight from the Canadian, a perfect ten from the ! American, and my mother disguised as a East German judge gave me a five six. Must've been the dismount.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

Quote of the Day (2008-10-13)

Victor Melling: [during a makeover session] Eyebrows. There should be two.

Source: Miss Congeniality

Quote of the Day (2008-10-11)

Bart: [after they watch a foreign film] I was so bored I cut the pony tail off the guy in front of us. [holds pony tail to his head] Bart: Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and I made $600 last year. Marge: Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They've just made a terrible life choice.

Source: The Simpsons

Quote of the Day (2008-10-10)

Juno MacGuff: Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises.

Source: Juno

Quote of the Day (2008-10-09)

Marty DiBergi: Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development? Derek Smalls: No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know. Marty DiBergi: So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage? Derek Smalls: Yeah.

Source: This is Spinal Tap

Quote of the Day (2008-10-07)

Must be a king. He hasn't got s*** all over him.

Source: Holy Grail

Quote of the Day (2008-10-06)

LAUNCELOT Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain! CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir. LAUNCELOT: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain! CONCORDE: Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir. LAUNCELOT: Oh, I see.

Source: Holy Grail

Quote of the Day (2008-10-03)

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well... you were dead. Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. Buttercup: I will never doubt again. Westley: There will never be a need.

Source: The Princess Bride

Quote of the Day (2008-10-02)

Tom: I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.

Source: Four Weddings And A Funeral

Quote of the Day (2008-10-01)

LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril. GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.

Source: Holy Grail